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when a man says
"It's a really good movie."
Really means...
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
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when a man says
"I missed you."
he really means...
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
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"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means...
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
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"You cook just like my mother used to."
Really means...
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
