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Uncle Garabed?s Notebook (Aug. 6, 2016)

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Post Uncle Garabed?s Notebook (Aug. 6, 2016)

OfUlysses

Ive put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and thats the only way of insuring ones immortality.

James Joyce



Down to Basics

Waiter: You sometimes find a pearl in an oyster stew.

Customer: Never mind the pearl, Im looking for the oysters.



Armenian Proverb

She is so beautiful that she lights up dark walls.



The Sexual Non-Revolution

Women will wear anything new, no matter how uncomfortable, and men will wear anything comfortable, no matter how old.



Having It Both Ways

The classification of official documents by the government to protect sensitive information from falling into enemy hands is also used to hide unscrupulous government manipulations from the eyes of the public.



Quite a Ploy

Housewife(to salesman at door): Im not in the market for a vacuum cleaner, but you might try the people next door. We often borrow theirs, and its in terrible condition.



On the Contrary

Edo: Long hair makes a man look intelligent.

Bedo: I once saw a wife pick one off her husbands coat, and he looked foolish.



Whats in a Name?

Khlebnikian: Russian in derivation, identified as a trade, khlebnik is defined as baker.




OfUlysses Ive put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and thats the only way of insuring ones immortality. James Joyce   Down to Basics Waiter: You sometimes find a pearl in an oyster stew. Customer: Never mind the pearl, Im looking for the oysters.   Armenian Proverb She is so beautiful that she lights up dark walls.   The Sexual Non-Revolution Women will wear anything new, no matter how uncomfortable, and men will wear anything comfortable, no matter how old.   Having It Both Ways The classification of official documents by the government to protect sensitive information from falling into enemy hands is also used to hide unscrupulous government manipulations from the eyes of the public.   Quite a Ploy Housewife(to salesman at door): Im not in the market for a vacuum cleaner, but you might try the people next door. We often borrow theirs, and its in terrible condition.   On the Contrary Edo: Long hair makes a man look intelligent. Bedo: I once saw a wife pick one off her husbands coat, and he looked foolish.   Whats in a Name? Khlebnikian: Russian in [...]
OfUlysses Ive put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and thats the only way of insuring ones immortality. James Joyce   Down to Basics Waiter: You sometimes find a pearl in an oyster stew. Customer: Never mind the pearl, Im looking for the oysters.   Armenian Proverb She is so beautiful that she lights up dark walls.   The Sexual Non-Revolution Women will wear anything new, no matter how uncomfortable, and men will wear anything comfortable, no matter how old.   Having It Both Ways The classification of official documents by the government to protect sensitive information from falling into enemy hands is also used to hide unscrupulous government manipulations from the eyes of the public.   Quite a Ploy Housewife(to salesman at door): Im not in the market for a vacuum cleaner, but you might try the people next door. We often borrow theirs, and its in terrible condition.   On the Contrary Edo: Long hair makes a man look intelligent. Bedo: I once saw a wife pick one off her husbands coat, and he looked foolish.   Whats in a Name? Khlebnikian: Russian in [...]
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