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ÍÀÄÏÈÑÜ ÄËß ÂÀØÅÃÎ ÑÒÀÒÓÑÀ-----â îäíîêëàñíèêàõ... |
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ÍÀÄÏÈÑÜ ÄËß ÂÀØÅÃÎ ÑÒÀÒÓÑÀ-----â îäíîêëàñíèêàõ...
Íå íåðâèðóéòå ìåíÿ, ìíå ñêîðî íåêóäà áóäåò òðóïû ïðÿòàòü.
 Æèçíü!Åñëè òåáå ðîþò ÿìó - íå ìåøàé,çàêîí÷àò - ñäåëàåøü ñåáå áàññåéí!:kisa: Çàãàäî÷íàÿ æåíùèíà-æåíùèíà çàìóæåì çà ãàäîì. Èùó ìóæà... Íàéäó, óáúþ!!! ×åì äàëüøå â ëåñ - òåì òðåòèé ëèøíèé.. Íå ïüþ,íå êóðþ,ìàòîì íå ðóãàþñü... Îé,áëÿòü,îïÿòü ñèãàðåòó â ïèâî óðîíèëà.. åñëè òû ñåãîäíÿ íå ïîçâîíèøü, çâîíèòü áóäó ÿ...ïðè÷åì íå òåáå Åñëè áû ìîæíî áûëî óáèâàòü ìûñëüþ, òî òû áû óæå ñäîõ!!! ß ìèëàÿ è ïóøèñòàÿ òîëüêî íå ãëàäü ìåíÿ ïðîòèâ øåðñòè....ïîæàëååøü.... Êîãäà ÿ åì - ÿ ãëóõ è íåì, õèòåð è áûñòð, è äüÿâîëüñêè óìåí... Ìèíçäðàâ ïðåäóïðåæäàåò: Àëêîãîëü ïðè÷èíà ìíîãèõ óâëåêàòåëüíûõ ïðèêëþ÷åíèé! Ìû òàê óäàðèì ïàëåö î ïàëåö, ÷òî ïîñûïëþòñÿ èñêðû! Åñëè ÿ óëûáàþñü, ýòî íå çíà÷èò, ÷òî ÿ ðàäà òåáÿ âèäåòü..Ìîæåò ÿ ïðîñòî ïðåäñòàâèëà, êàê òåáÿ ðàçìàçàë ïî àñôàëüòó êàìàç! Åñëè Âàñ áðîñèëà äåâóøêà è Âû õîòèòå ñïðûãíóòü ñ 10îãî ýòàæà...ïîìíèòå! Ó Âàñ ðîãà, à íå êðûëüÿ... Æåíùèíà îòëè÷íî çíàåò ÷åòûðå äåéñòâèÿ àðèôìåòèêè. Îíà äåëèò ëîæå, óìíîæàåò ðîä, ïðèáàâëÿåò ñåáå êðàñîòû è óáàâëÿåò âîçðàñò. ìíå íóæåí ìóæ÷èíà, ÷òîáû ñ ïîëîæåíèåì è ñ ñî-ñòîÿíèåì Óëûáàåìñÿ! æèçíü áüåò êëþ÷îì...äàæå åñëè ãàå÷íûì...äàæå åñëè è ïî ãîëîâå...  |
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Õîðîøàÿ áîëåçíü ñêëåðîç: Íè÷åãî íå áîëèò, è êàæäûé äåíü --
íîâîñòè. ß äóìàþ ÷òî ïðèíöåâ íåò,äî íàñ äîõîäÿò òîëüêî êîíè!!!! :kisa: |
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Èùó íåïüþùåãî, íåêóðÿùåãî è íåãóëÿùåãî. ×òîáû ïîòîì åãî çà äåíüãè ïîêàçûâàòü! Íó è ÷òî, ÷òî âåòåð â ãîëîâå....çàòî ìûñëè âñåãäà ñâåæèå)))) |
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Åñòü æå ïî ýòîìó ïîâîäó àíåêäîä! Ìèìî ïîïðîùàéêè ïðîõîäèò ìóæèê (òèïî íîâûé ðóññêèé), íó è äóìàåò, äàòü äåíüãè èëè íåò? è ãîâîðèò: _ Ìóæûê åñëè îòäàì äåíüãè, âåäü ïðîïåø... Îòâåò:_ ß íå ïüþ... _Çíà÷èò ïðîêóðèø... Îòâåò:_ Íå êóðþ... _ Ñëûø ìóæûê ïîéäåì ñîìíîé... Îòâåò:_ Êóäà è çà÷åì? _Äîìîé, ÿ òåáÿ æåíó ïîêîæó, ïóñòü ïîäóìàåò? âî ÷òî ïðåâðàùàåòñÿ ÷åëîâåê, êîãäà íå ïüåò è íå êóðèò... |
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Re: ÍÀÄÏÈÑÜ ÄËß ÂÀØÅÃÎ ÑÒÀÒÓÑÀ-----â îäíîêëàñíèêàõ...
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