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Анекдоты про Апаранцев !

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Old 11 Apr 07, 15:56   #1 (permalink)
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Анекдоты про Апаранцев !

Aparancun asum en:
- Aper gites vor Chinastane hardzakvela Aparani vra?
- Ara etqanin vortex piti taghenq?!

Amerikacin galisa Aparan tesnuma dimacic mard u kin en galis.Motenuma sranc
-Excuse me...
-Inch?
Es amerikacin porcuma franseren harcni es marde eli chi haskanum. Ispaneren, japoneren tenuma che sranq chen haskanum dzerq@ tapa talis gnuma. Aparancu kine mardun asuma
- Ay mard yes vor qez asum eyi mi hat otar lezu sovori petq kga esenc orva hamar eyi asum. Marde asuma
-Eh hesa esi 10 hat otar lezu giter inch ogut stacav.
 
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Aparancin nayum e barcr aragutyamb @ntacox troleybusin u zarmanum:
-Es vor kapac a @senc arag gnum, ba vor kapic prcav inch kani!?


Mi aparanci gnum e Erevan hars uzelu, akhdgka hery asum e:
-Mersedes unes?
-Che, - shshmats pataskhanum e aparancin
-2 harkani tun unes?
-Che - manto asum e mer tghan u gnum tun, hor@ patmum. her@ lsum a u asum
- inch anenq tgha jan, erevanciner@ tenc vat mardik en, ari thaza JEEP-d tsaxenq Mers arnenq, isk mer tan 3-rd u 4-rd hakern el qandenq...


Mi aparanci thaza avto e arnum, knkan asum e
-knik, gnam hayastan frram, harazatutyan@ avton cujc tam, mi shabatic het kgam.
mi erku amis e ancnum, nor mer aparancin het e galis. kiny asum e
-ara vortekh eir korel?
-knik jan, es avto sarqoxner@ esh en, gnalu hamar 4 hat skorust en drel, het galu hamar menak mi hat!



Aparancin asuma:
Es banan@ shat hamov mirga, bayc korize shat metsa.


Aparanci akhchik@ galisa Yerevan hars. Tun hyurer en galis shnorhavorelu,hars@ sekhana kcum. Es akhcha kesur@ kanchuma sran khohanoc u asuma: akhchik jan amen inch shat lav arecir, ba andzerocik inchu chdrecir?
Akhchikn asuma: mam jan, erek drel ei, voch mek chkerav.
 
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Aparancin, bumerange dzere brnac, arunlvik yeghac gnuma, mi urish aparanci harcnuma: aper et incha?
- Bumerang.
-Kez petka?
-Che.
-Ba kci.
-An inkd kci.




Aparancun asum en, vor gnas Amerika anpayman hot dog kutes. Sa asuma: ed incha? Asum en, de vor anglerenic tarkmanes nshanakuma taq shun. Mi khoskov, es aparancin gnuma Amerika, herta kangnum, arnuma hot dog@, bacum, nayuma u asum:
-Vay ara, henc es mas@ petka @nkner.



Aparancin namaka grum tun
"Mam jan stex 3 hogi hay enq. Yes u 2 hat uzbek."



Aparani tim@ futbola xaghum brasiliayi dem. Xaghi vaxt datavor@ shtrafa dnum abarani dem, es abaranciner@ paten shinum, bayc sax tekvum meshkoven kaynum, demk@ depi darpas. Es datavor@ gali asuma ara es xi ek meshkov kayne? Abaranciner@ asumen:
Sax ashxar@ petka et gyol@ tena menk chtenank.
 
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Aparantsinern u Braziliatsiner@ football en xaghum. Aparantsiner@ tas hamarin hanum en, erku hat hing hamar en mtsnum. Xaghi verchum Braziliai trener@ datavorin boghoquma. Datavorn acuma:
Dzer baxt@ berela, antsats xaghin tas hamarin hanel en 10 hat arajin en mtcrel!



Inchu Aparancin ttu varung chi utum?
Vorovhetev glux@ bankayi mej chi texavorvum.



Moskvaits Yerevan odanav@ Aparani vrayov antsneluts a linum, aparantsin galis odachunerin asum a stex dure bats ichnem, odachunere asum en ho du gij ches chenk batsi, aparantsin gorgorum a gluxe drann a xpum vor batsen, odachunere yerevani odanavakayani het en kapnvum:
Stex mek@ ka uzum a dur@ batsenk vor ichni.
Yerevanits hartsnum en:
Et ho en kyachal bexerov kolot aparantsin chi?
Asum en ha.
Batsek-batsek ink@ misht @tex a ichnum.



Vonc en aparanciq spanum tarakanin?
Uremn aparanciq larum larum en tarakanin, henc tarakan@ mtnuma shkaphi tak... shkaphi votqer@ ktrum en.

 
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Aparancin zanguma @nkerog tun. Tghen vertsnuma trubken.
-Hert ura?
-Gomuma.
-De gna qshi ga heraxosi mot!



Uremn es aparancin nstuma eshi vra nkarvuma nkar@ uxarkuma vor mer@ tena. Hetev@ gruma: "Verevin@ es em!"


Giteq aparantsiner@ vonts en kov ktum?
Uremn kov ktelu hamar 1 hogi brnum e kovi tstser@, 4 hogi kovin bardzratsnum u ijatsnum en, ISK 1 HOGI EL KOVI ARAJ KOVI HET TRNUM E, VOR KOV@ VOCH MI BAN CHJOGI!



Isk giteq te aparantsinery vonts en pchatsats lampochka poxum? Che? de lseq.
Uremn mi hogi kangnum e sexani vra u nor lampochken pahum e lustraji tsaki mej. 4 hogi sksum en sexan@ frrtsnel, isk 1 HOGI EL PTTVUM E HAKARAK UXXUTYAMB VOR POXOXI GLUX@ CHPTTVI.


Es aparantsin gnum a jam u sksuma bolor momer@ pchel
Mek@ motenum u hartsnuma "@nker jan et inch es anum?"
Aparantsin el "Esor tsnunds a"

Abarantsin galisa terteri mot asuma:
-Ay axper es 10 tariya erexa chenk karum unenank.mi hat xorhurd tur.
terter@ asuma: uremn gnum es Yerusaghem, mi hat mom es varum u galis es, u amen inch lava linum.
Es abarantsin gnuma yerusaghem, heta galis.
Mi or el es terter@ antsnelutsa linum, asuma gnam tesnem erexa unetsav xexch mard@ te che? Gnuma, dur@ tsetsuma, mi hat dur@ batsvuma - mi 20-30 hat erexa.


Es terter@ shshkrvuma, asuma:
-Aziz jan papat ura????
erexen asuma:
-Gnatsel a Yerusaghem momer@ hangtsni!!!


Me Leninakantsim Aparani avtobusi astanovken kangnats e. Me kanim jam kspase avtubus chka. Es Lenianakantsin kse
-- Me eshm eghner nstei ertayi.
Koghki kangnats aparantsin kse
-- @ndzi haskatsnoghi maman (toooot).


Mi or es aparancu txen tun a galis, u hor@ asum a:
Pap nayi tes indz vonc en cecel, nuynisk jebis kopeknern en crvel.
Es her@ asum a- vochinch txa jan, inch linuma tox jeshtin lini...
 
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Aparancin mtnum e apteka u asum ashxatoxin:
Qur ajn, indz mi hat qo &ashakov dex tur.



Es aparancin gnum a TV xanut, asum a:
Guynavor televizor uneq?
Asum en ha.
Aparancin asum a: de indz mi hat kanach@ tveq.



Mi Aparanci ira txun uxarkum a Amerika u mi hat Sevakan(negr) a varcum, vor txun Angleren sovoracni, u asum a, vor 2 amsic kgna iranc dimavorelu.
2 amis heto es mard@ gnum a txun hyur, es Sevakanna bacum dur@, u gorum a:
-Ara Valod, ari tes Herd a ekel.



Uremn es aparancin gnuma stadion... Tsanot marda tesnum, dzerqov bareva talis... stipvac sax stadionin barevuma!


Aparanum Aparantsin @nkeruhun tsaghika talis. Es @nkeruhin asuma: "mersi, nor em kerel".


Mi hat Aparanci shenqi krishic qyarpinjnera qcum nerqev mekn el nerqev@ kangnac brnum dnuma getnin...
Asum en ara es inch eq anum?
Aparantsinern patasxanum en:
Tetris enq xaxum!



Aparancu tan dran zangy talis en, entaniqov skcum en dasamijoc anel!


Ireq hat tutak a trnum, vonc kimanaq aparancu tutaky vorna???
Vandakov a trnum!!!



2 Leninakantsi voroshum en gnan Aparan tesnin te es aparantsik inch en vor sax ksen esh en esh. kertan ktesnin me martm tsoreni arti mech lodka kqshe. me @nker@ kse ... es hastat esh en , ov e tese arti mech lodka qshen. mius@ kse ...yes el tarsi pes loghnal chitem vor ertam asem vor arti mech lodka chen qshe!..

Uremn, Aparancnun asum en vor benzini gnere shat tangacel en. Es Aparancin el asuma:
Tkac unem, meka 100- drami em misht lcnum.

 
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Aparancin @nknuma HAMMERI tak uraxutyunic mernuma!

MI Hat Aparancu erexa galisa u horn asum:
-Pap, Pap es tari Fransia chenq gnum?
-Axmax lakot, et ancac tari Fransia cheinq gnalu, es tari Ispania chenq gnalu...


Aparancin lotoyov nivaya shahum, gnum asuma indz karmir tveq. Asum en vor karmir chka, menak spitaka. Es Aparantsin asuma:
De vor tenca im 300 drams het tvek!



Aparancin galisa bar u asum:
-10 hat araxi bajak lcru, aragin u vergin@ tapi.
U sksuma xmel. Xmeluc heto barmen@ harcnuma -Ay axper jan, ed inchu araginn u vergin@ asecir tapi?
-Vorovhetev aragin bajak@ shat djvara gnum, vergin bajakic heto el sksum em ambax-zambax durs tal...



Mek@ aparancu tan motov ancnuma, tesnuma kov@ proteznerov kangnaca, harcnuma:
- Ape, es xia kov@ proteznerov?
- Karoxa gites xashi hamar sax kovin mortei?


Aparancun harcnum en:
- Jenifer Lopezi het kqneir?
- Vor quns tani, xi chem qni…


Aparancin gnuma krvi dasht u minchev hogu xorq@ viravorvum galisa…


Aparancin zanguma mec axpor@, lacelov asuma:
Papan helel er tsar@ tut tap talu, tap taluc tsaric @nkav, axper jan, u menq mer hor@ korcrinq...
Axpern el patasxanuma:
Hl@ lav nayeq, variant chka korac lini, hom matniq chi kori???


Aparancun harcnum en koshikd inch hamari e, patasxanum e:
-Chgitem, hl@ hamarner@ chem hanel…


Aparancun harcnum en:
-Amena lav ton@ vorn a?
Aparancin:
-Badminton@...



Aparancu erexen nstum a, dnum en zaryadki!
Aparancun harcnum en antar@ tenum es?
Asuma che tsarer@ xangarum en!



Aparanum xot@ tanganuma, esheri vra gaz en dnum!
Aparancin @nkeruhu het mtnum a deghatun u asuma:
-Indz mi hat askofen tveq.
Shur a galis u @nkeruhun harcnuma:
-Kyanqs, du inch kxmes?



Aparancun arajarkum en Mike Tysoni het box kpvel amen raund@ dimanalu hamar 1000$, isk verjum 100000$!!!
Verji raundna, es trener@:
-Davay, davay du kkaroghanas es el dimanas, davay!
-Che arden hesa karogha chdimanam es urodi beran@ tam jardem!

Aparancin pusha matic hanma, tesnuma aruna galis, push@ het texna dnum!


Aparancin gnuma Paris, Efelevi bashnen tesnuma, mota lrvuma... zarmacac nayuma mi erku rope, u @nkeroch@ asuma:
-VAAY, APO ES IM BRELOKICNA!


Asumen Aparan ostanovki tex@ poxelen 200 hogi aparanciya korel...
Aparancun asum en arevn inchi hamara... asuma yertvelu!

 
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