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Aparancu erexen karichi hamastexutyan taka tsnvum... mere vercnuma tapochken u satkacnuma!
Aparancin 5000 dramanoca gtnum... (vren Tumanyanna nkarac) mtacuma u asum: Vay, qoranam yes! Xexch marde cnndakane korcrela tanem milpetin tam... Tanuma, asuma senc senc baner... Es Aparani milpetn asuma: Bayc xi es senc esh... esqan asel em cnndakani vra nkar chi linum es passportna, passport@!!! Batalioni hramanatar@ sharuma zinvornerin u asuma, vor hanven bolor@. Bolor@ hanvum en u hramanatar@ hertov sksum e nayel zinvorneri andamnerin (chlen), hasnum e Aparancun, tesnum e vor dra arnandam@ 1,5 metr e! Hramanatar@ harcnum e Aparancun: -Txa jan, es xia senc erkar qon@? -Kamandir jan, ba inch piti liner, amen or 3 million marda kaxvuma dranic ![]() Aparantsin vazelov galisa u asuma: Et chishta vor kalabok@ kaxvela??? Aparanum harsanik a lnum lik@ chanjer en havakvum es aparancik voroshum en chanjerin qshen. Mi 100 hogi havakvum en u saxov chanjerin qshum en mi hat mostic enkom u most@ trakcnum vor el het galu champa chlini. Aparanci chanjer@ mi 100 hogov kovi trik (keght) en utum, mek el mi hat chanj asum a: Txeq ekek tarm-tarm trik em charel! Es mnacac chanjern asum en ara berand apr-cpr mi bac hac enq utum che?! Aparancin vonc a uzum dzvadzex sarki??? Dzun tapov xpum a patin u vrov hartuk@ tanum berum! Aparancin banakic namak a uxarkum tun mech@ nkar a linum. Mer@ nkar@ nayum a tenu ma mard chka nkari mech, frcnum a nkar@ hetev@ grac a linum "mam jan hl@ tes lav em paxkvel"... Aparancin gnum a Yerevan varsaviranoc varsaviri het vichu ma iran esh @lnelu u esh chlnelu masin, es varsavirn asuma: V: uzum es apacuc em vor duk esh ek? AP: apacuci V: nayi haneluk em asum te gushakir esh chek te chgushakir esh ek AP: exav V: en inchn a inch@ horics u morics a gali bayc yes chem??? AP: mtacum mtacum a chi karum gtni V: tesar vor duk esh ek! AXPERS a, el ov piti lini! Aparancin hamozvum a vor irank esh en gnuma Aparan tenum a goxakanner en kaynac poxocum, motenuma u asum: Txeq menk esh enk, karam apacucem. GOXAKANNER: Apacuci... AP: en inchn a inch@ horics u morics a galis, bayc yes chem??? GOXAKANNER@ mtacum en chen imanum inchna. AP: Tesak vor menk esh enk, Yerevanum mi hat varsavir ka, ira Axperna!!! Aparancin gorcic shut a tun galis tenum a ereq txa ira knka het en, gorum a: Ara hl@ mi rope, karoxa giteq kniks traynika??? Aparancin gnum a levi , LEV-@ brnum utuma. Mi hat Aparanci-ghumarbaz (kartyozhnik) ekexecum kangnaca linum, mekel es terter@ xach@ dzeric qcuma u es aparancun asuma: -Vordyak xach@ tas? Es ghumarbaz@ nayuma sran u patasxanuma: -Sirt@ taserku! Abarantsu dzerits erexen @nknuma jard-u-pshura linum, asuma "Char@ xapanvets". Mi Aparantsi tgha gnuma axchik paxcnelu. Erku or ants ynkery hartsnuma: -De inch, akhchkan paxtsrir? Aparantsin ![]() Ynkery ![]() Aparantsin ![]() Aparanum erexun harcnum en: -Txa jan papan asxatuma? -CHE! -Ba inchu remonti chek talis????? Abarancun erexa en talis wor pahi, @nenca pahum wor minchev hima manen galis. Abarancun asum en inch shor es sirum, es abaransin asuma texashor! Aparancun harcnumen inch kompotes sirum? Asuma 3 litranoc) Aparancin ttuya dnum galise tesnume ttvela tanum tapume) Aparancin galisa tun hora asuma: -Pap jan erku norutyun unem meka lavna meka vata, vorn asem? -Skzbic vatn asa. -Yes gomik em. -Ay tgha ba lava vorna? -Pap achkis du durs shates galis) Banakum erku @nker en linum, voric mek@ abaranci e linum. Srank banak@ verjacnum en, u mi tari anc @nker@ voroshum e gnal Abaran, tesni Valod@ incha anum. Galis gyuxa hasnum, u ancordic harcnuma: -Ape Valodenc tun@ vortexa? Ancorde patasxanuma: -Nsti mejkis, etank cuyc tam. Es @nker@ zarmacac patmuma Valodin: -Es inch lav gyuxaciner unek, harcreci ko masin, berecin minchev tun. Valod@ patasxanuma: -H@la nsti mejkis, etank tenank et ova exel? |
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