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Words Women Use
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) Thanks: A women is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8 ) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F..... YOU! 9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3. |
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03 May 07, 03:17
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Мужская логика:
Ну и что, что в ушанке, телогрейке и валенках. Зато тепло! Женская логика: Подумаешь - мозги и жопу отморозила. Зато красиво! |
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И с другом и с врагом ты должен быть хорош! Кто по натуре добр, в том злобы не найдёшь. Обидишь друга -наживешь врага ты, Врага обнимшь - друга обретешь. О. Х. Judica, Domine, nocentes me: expugna impugnantes me. Confundantur et revereantur quaerentes animam meam. |
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Я хочу тебя
Бережно-нежно В темноте полусладких вздохов В полумраке соленых желаний Провести вдоль линий-изгибов Заклинанием тело наполнив Растворится и снова выжить В бесконечность секунду отправить И застыть обнаженным блаженством Запечатать, память заставить Любоваться твоим совершенством.  |
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Опять не спать и по ночам курить,
Писать стихи, с тобою говорить, Какое это сладкое томленье Рожать стихи себе на удивление. __________________________________ Опять не спать и по ночам курить... И без тебя с тобою говорить... И пеленать в стихи свою любовь... И усмирять взбесившуюся кровь.. Писать:"вернись!!!Поверь,я изменюсь!!!"... Затем,читать и рвать...И снова грусть... Ведь самый в мире ГЛУПЫЙ вид борьбы- С самим собой ,на краюшке Судьбы... |
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